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Drinking Demotivational Poster

DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm
I think I need some milk

OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!

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Rating: 4.56/5

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bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance


COLLEGE - If these guys put as much effort into study as they put into drinking games we'd have landed on Mars by now

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Rating: 4.81/5

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warface - September 17, 2011, 8:21 am
How is Mars a better idea than this?


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concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:24 am
great poster, UP yours

CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.

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Rating: 4.17/5

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maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:15 pm
I'll Take 6 Kittys.


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2 Can Play That Game -

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:10 am
LoL. I HAD the high score in the mid 80's... :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:06 am
You can't prove that...right?

FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk

ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.

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Rating: 4.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 5:18 am
My skin was like red leather and my liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 4:35 am
"My skin was like red y liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
It's amazing what google blocks. I work at an animal hospital and wrote about cocker spaniels. Amazed it was blocked. I just found out from you though that nuts isn't. Go figure.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:41 pm
BTW, why was b-u-t-t-o-n blocked? Is the s/w that strict? That's just nuts.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:39 pm
I still like the other site but you're right there is too much BS from certain members. That's what the 'foe' button is for. It's really cleaned up the BS in the forums for me. Too bad it doesn't work on poster comments.
MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:34 am
You got tired of the bullsheet at the other site too?...bahaha. Nice to see ya on the otherside!


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Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 27, 2015, 4:14 am
At least she knows what the Fox says . . . right?
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:03 pm
nothing but nothing stops 'siesta time' south of the border...
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:55 am
Now there is a "at work fantasy" I can live with!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 9:38 am


TEQUILA TIME - It f*$ks with your mind

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Rating: 3.67/5

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MissRed - May 19, 2010, 12:00 pm
Oh god! That's a mnd fuck.

MORON BARS - The stupid need to drink somewhere.

DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:51 pm
please, be nice to God. and be respectful. :)
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog, i suck so bad at making posters so its nice to have a decent one for once
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 9:46 pm
I should have said earlier Dre, this is a good poster. The comments count when the votes don't amount.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:29 pm
i just noticed a huge drop when vte 31 happened, sorry guys, im being a whiny bitch
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LOL Space!
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LMAO! Dre are you working a spread sheet? What did voter #7 cast?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Dre.... come on now. You must know by now that complaining tends to attract 1L votes here.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
Voter #31, thanks for the 1 vote
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm
Mr. Dre.. keep 'em coming. From someone who has close to 2000 of them now, there will be ones that you think will do well, and they don't.. and ones that totally surprise you. There are a lot of eyes that visit here, and most are unregistered. have fun
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
Yeah, your poster is better so no complaints, i was just curious
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
I'm in denver.. sitting on top of Newest gets votes quickly.. luck of the draw. This is a good poster and it is sitting at 4.. which is Really good.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:58 pm
Im USA though so mine might have been later
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 6:56 pm
that is strange.. what time of day did yours come out of the Q. If I remember, mine came out around 3, and got a lot of votes very quickly cuz it sat in the newest, on top, for about 2 - 3 hours.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 6:42 pm

Zombie voters have taken over Motifake?
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:40 pm
Before i begin i want to say im just letting you guys know, this isnt a conspiracy theory, i just think its odd. How does the #1 poster have twice as many votes on as my #2 poster made on the same day?
Lederhosen - October 27, 2009, 12:41 pm
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
"in the" mines even...sheesh! Gotta lay of the sauce when I'm commenting...
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
The 8th Dwarf was sleeping it off inthe mines...his name was Alky. 5L!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:14 pm
5L - so sayeth the flock!
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 10:49 am
Thanks guys, I think this one is better than its rating but oh well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things........Especially the Jamesons.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
Does this mean I can drink whiskey in church?

BATTLESHOTS - Good idea though but still... Remember when people just went to bars?

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 6:02 pm
It was a great idea, especially 81 proof Wild Turkey!

DEFENSIVE DRINKING - Strategically consuming alcohol for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it

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Rating: 4.91/5

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Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:55 am
Waterproof strategy!

DOES GETTING DRUNK ON FACEBOOK - Count as drinking with friends ?

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BoneCD - February 8, 2009, 5:19 pm
I can't remember....so its must be an even nicer river
Culos - February 8, 2009, 4:20 pm
Denial is a river in Africa!

1870'S ENERGY DRINK - And it comes with that cool straw, too.

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Rating: 3.52/5

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Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:19 pm
He was a medicine man ;})

DENIAL - Seriously? You're still going to say you don't have a drinking problem?

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Rating: 4.68/5

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bricemara - January 11, 2012, 5:58 pm
seen one just like this one
Ozbad - January 10, 2012, 5:07 pm
Sadly A week later the snake died do to liver failure.
KoU - January 10, 2012, 4:24 pm
Ahahaahha Nice One!!


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Rating: 4/5

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forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm

REDNECK INGENUITY - I guess giving up drinking and pork gravy was out of the question?

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Rating: 3.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 6, 2013, 12:00 pm
A Milwaukee tumor.

GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.

SOBRIETY TEST - Your auto's retinal scan is positive if your eye detects movement.

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Rating: 3.67/5

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Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:37 am
Is this a QR-code joke?
falloutghoul - December 10, 2012, 8:53 pm
I do!



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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


IRON MAN - A drunk friendless loser who can only play with his toys.



DRINKING PROBLEM - it's not just a problem for Ted Striker

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rerun - September 18, 2011, 8:38 am

Allie taught me a few things, but this is supposed to be a family friendly plane. We can flip Matthew Broderick for the hat....call it, he is in the air.
Sean - September 17, 2011, 11:09 pm
P.s. I want my fucking hat back. And NO I will NOT play poker with you for it!
Sean - September 17, 2011, 11:07 pm
Strip poker with uggos is a lot like global nuclear war: the only way to win is to not play the game. Didn't Allie Sheedy and Matthew Broderick teach you ANYTHING in the eighties?!?!?!
rerun - September 17, 2011, 10:21 pm

I have the freaking hat, Carlton lost it to me in a game of strip poker....it wasn't a pretty site, nor did if feel good to win.
Sean - September 17, 2011, 6:27 pm
Dude still has my hat. Said if it landed on him one more time, he'd keep it. Well wouldn't you know it. Beautiful fall day ... and I just had to turn world on with my smile ....
Airman - September 16, 2011, 10:42 am
I bet you knew Carlton the door man
Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:03 pm
I'll bet you could turn the world on with your smile. You know? Take a nothing day, and, and ... suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.

DRINKING - Some people are just better at it than others.

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Rating: 3.67/5

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CANADA - October 16, 2009, 12:24 am
looks like another college special!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 12:20 am
A "not so rare" example of a lame comment by Derek.
Derek - October 16, 2009, 12:16 am
A rare example of someone getting high

KANGAROOS - They have to deal with shit too

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Rating: 2.75/5

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MustyK - December 31, 2009, 3:27 am
That'll teach 'em for voting for Kevin 707

YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.

PARENTING SKILLS - some lack more then others

NEW REALITY SHOW - How I Really Met Your Mother


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Rating: 3.92/5

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R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 2:21 pm
Damn bowling! Fucks up drinking parties all the time!


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Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:39 am
Oh that is rather good. Well done. :-)

TOO EARLY??? - After all, it's only 4:30

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Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 13, 2011, 6:47 am
That my favorite variety pack. I especially like Chocolate Bock and the coffee flavored Black & Brew (made with 1.5 pounds of Sumatran coffee beans per barrel)
gas - December 13, 2011, 3:23 am

Raison D'etre -


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Motinetworks Office Moments -

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DRINKING - Someone is always encouraging the masses to forget about their problems and stay drunk as hell.

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steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 5:46 pm
And for that, they have my undying gratitude...


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maoworks2 - December 29, 2011, 5:04 pm
Sunday Morning .

HALLOWEEN - It was all great until your buddy came over with Popov vodka in a Absolut bottle....

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HAMMER(ED) TIME - When the mountains turn blue, it's time to get hammered

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Plausible Deniability -

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xnavygunner - March 27, 2014, 10:08 am
The story of my life!
Greybeard - March 24, 2014, 1:07 am
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - March 23, 2014, 5:01 pm

i like the layout. work5 for me

The Doctor -

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GaryO - October 18, 2013, 8:33 am
Screw the cause, hit me....wait, I did screw the cause...hit me again...again
mariand - October 17, 2013, 4:05 pm
This kind of doctor heals the effect, not the cause...
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 1:19 pm

I need a prescription...


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GaryO - January 7, 2013, 7:51 pm
Problem? Greeny, be serious, fruit in beer...that's a problem
maoworks2 - January 7, 2013, 2:53 pm
So True Greeny 5L Cheers.
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:15 am
Mr. Greeny...5L!



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agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:02 am
The cornerstone of any successful business... repeat customers! 5L
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

lol...love it.


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ANGER - it's neither created nor conserved but only changed from one form to another

ENDURANCE DRINKING - And the Gold Medal goes to... Oh boy! How're we gonna get Cubby onto that medal stand?

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 3, 2010, 8:22 am
The first Guinness would make me puke.
Airman - March 2, 2010, 4:56 pm
I think they could give Cubby a good contest. 5 chugs
Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 2:18 pm
Oh, and I want to see aggy and Moo+ head to head on this. Each round, both have to take a shot of whiskey and chug a Guinness...
Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 2:16 pm
Na, good like it is LD. I'd assume the purpose would be NOT to hurl in this...
LogicDude - March 2, 2010, 2:03 pm
On second thought, I could have called this one "Hurling"...hmmmmm.


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bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:08 am
K Moooo I understand. Around here we just say "I'm going to Canada, need anything" and that implies Windsor Ontario
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 7, 2009, 12:06 am
YOU mean Windsor, Ontario right? that's like saying Philadelphia, United states.
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:05 am
When I worked in the casino industry, I was the same way. LOVE it!
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:05 am
Around here I think the kids drink Sparks before they start a night...same thing I believe
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:03 am
When it takes a shit, I hop up to Windsor Canada and grab a new one in little Italy
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:02 am
True: I have a six cup espresso maker (old Italian style) I have 3 every morning for breakfast the last 15 years
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:00 am
As much as it wakes you up in the morning, if you make the mistake of taking it before drinking... you're in for a loooooooooooooooong night.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:00 am
I've been drinking piss warm beer since I was 8 years old...still do every once and a while just to honor the old man, may he rest in peace
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:00 am
It's good and bad when you're drinking. 300mg of caffeine, and 33,000% of the recommended daily allowance of B12.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:58 pm
No...at least I'm not looking for it
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:57 pm
Remember we Canadians are weened on Beer.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:57 pm
Any time Bone....I'm definitely in practice.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm
Do you have Spike energy drink there?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm
There you go Aggy
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm
I tend to hold their hair, get thirsty, drop their hair and go get a beer
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm
Italian-German. How bad is that?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:54 pm
Come drink with me sometime Moooo...I'll drive you home when we are done. Just remind me to bring some nitro
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:53 pm
I tend to laugh a lot when people are throwing up. Sorry, but it's funny. That is the most hilarious self-inflicted misery you can witness.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:53 pm
I'm so with you Bone. If I'm having a good time, it's always too early to quit. And I am also German. (mixed with Irish). so I'm a real alcoholic by nature.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:52 pm
Nope...I'm also 1/2 French
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:52 pm
Bone bobviously isn't trying hard enough.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:52 pm
I've held many a person's hair back trash
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:51 pm
Do you get the red nose and cheeks? It's a common feature in a lot of german friends I have.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:50 pm
My only "kick-back" from drinking was after 8 shots of Don Julio Anejo. Now, that didn't do it... but trying to pound a red party cup full of Maker's Mark (on a dare).... that'll do, piggy. That'll do.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 11:49 pm
You dont know what you're missing bone
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:49 pm
I'm a rare animal of German descent and can drink all night if I'm having fun
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:48 pm
Never had a hangover or barfed from drinking in my life
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:47 pm
Champagne manages to give me a headache and hangover within an hour of drinking one glass.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:45 pm
any pino (includes champagne)
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:43 pm
Always gives me a headache and hangover, yes. But red zin has legs... it'll get you where you're going.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:42 pm
White Zin? Can't drink that. Too much sugar=hangover. Maybe that's your problem. White gives me headache/hangover, but 1 little bottle shouldn't hurt too bad I hope.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:37 pm
Mixing... damn, that'd give me the worst hangover. I'm a cab or red zin person. Occasional chianti... if the wine needs to bite through garlic bread or meat sauce. (stereotype level 10)
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:34 pm
Usually red. Tonight I polished off a bottle of white, then continued on to red. Yeah...it was kind of a bad day.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:31 pm
Nik... red or white wine?
MrRandom - July 6, 2009, 11:30 pm
Sorry bout that it was supposed to be "What Moooooooooo said" forgot the said part
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:25 pm
Anyhoo...I like this poster. I like it alot.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:23 pm
Well...this is quite the turnaround then isn't it? And if I don't make sense, well then, you know why.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:21 pm
Because I'm sober. Not proud of it. But, I am.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
I was gonna say...something random. You beat me to it.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:19 pm
Something random.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:18 pm
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:18 pm
WTF? is Random talking aboot.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:18 pm
I believe I'll have a couple more.
MrRandom - July 6, 2009, 11:16 pm
What mooooooooooooooo, of course I see this when I'm a bit drunk.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 8:27 pm
preaching to the choir brother. 5 Lions.


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BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 11:08 am
Well maybe ICE...maybe he didn't want to get his clothes dirty when he went down the chimney
ICEMAN - October 30, 2009, 10:53 pm
Geeza louisa! Switch hitting Santas? Yikes!!!


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agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 3:54 pm
For the first time in my life, I actually am glad to hear that jingle in my head "I've got Pabst Blue Ribbon on my miiiiiiind..."


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POOLS WITH A BAR - Everyone drinks, but no one ever gets out to go to the bathrooms. Hmmmmm.....

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AcidRain - July 3, 2012, 10:50 am
Good one ughomer. "Fonzie, aren't you proud of me?"
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 10:19 am

PERPETUAL RECYCLING - You can stand there, taking it in one end as it goes out the other

LIMPETS - Um......errr? It's just not the same.

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lesterinside - February 19, 2010, 12:00 am
Wow, this is the first time i saw a Portuguese Man o' War attacking its victim
Derek - February 16, 2010, 3:07 pm
Heheh, fantastic
GreyScorpion - February 16, 2010, 10:38 am
I think that's one of the missing marmoset's
agdaniele - February 16, 2010, 8:14 am
You don't choose them, they choose you!
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 7:43 am

YOUR PEE BOTTLE - Billy Bob just found it!

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JLBachs - May 24, 2010, 4:16 pm
Maybe a Skoal Spit bottle, judging by the color of the heave.


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Derek - October 4, 2009, 9:58 pm
You should have also had the decency not to steal their glitter - or is that yours?


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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:55 pm
That was one hell of a night.
Derek - October 16, 2009, 12:01 am
Because they don't have bus fare

WHAT? - i promise officer, i haven't been doing any drinking tonight, no, precious doesn't drink

Patience -

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The Morning After -

Friends -

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spacedog - October 14, 2014, 6:54 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes.
spacedog - October 14, 2014, 6:53 pm
Mrs. spacedog can nurse a beer for hours. Gewurztraimer, or any wine for that matter, and it's a party.
MissPriss - October 14, 2014, 12:37 pm
Taking it your friend there is the 5L DD?
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 6:57 pm
Nothing but a paradigm of all fakery. True excellence.....by a master.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2014, 4:00 pm


Fishing -

Ace's & Eight's -

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Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 11:27 pm
Thanks for all the support. The inspiration for the poster was just the thought of a non-alcoholic version of beer goggles leaving the person wearing them a dead man. :)
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 1:52 pm
Well, they do make me a tad moist....
steve1961 - May 21, 2014, 1:38 pm
Admit it...my tactlessness and discourtesy is what you love about me, G.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:03 am
Heh, Emilio can’t help but call ‘em how he sees ‘em. It’s his pragmatic slant that has made me more attentive to verbiage. It’s appreciated.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:02 am
Greybeard, you are a class act. There are two members here of whom their tact and courtesy come thru, and quite naturally. That’s maoworks2 and you, Mr Greybeard. Thank you for gracing this site.
Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 1:08 am
Whoops. Apologies for the grammar mistake. Thank you for the critique. :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2014, 10:06 pm
Can you lay off the spelling critique? No one enjoys that.
EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:27 pm
Why are there apostrophes in "Aces & Eights"? What are they possessing?
lgvernon - May 20, 2014, 12:59 pm

Love this graphic! You're posting some fine designs! 5L

Alcohol Kills Slowly -

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Whoflungdung74 - December 14, 2013, 8:44 am
Would that be a large one or small one MissP?
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 1:02 pm
You Got It, Captain All Around.
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:05 pm
Okay as long as by the 5th you're buying!
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:04 pm
Have one on me, literally Mr. Gary
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:25 am
I'll Second That.
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 10:41 pm
Got that right, Missy

Lightweights -

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premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 7:27 pm
True, LG. I, too, have always liked stories that end in hospitalization or death.
lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 12:41 am

But the, 'Hold my beer and watch this,' stories can be so interesting!~

Save The Last Dance For Me -


Batteries NOT Included -

Once Upon A Time -

Only on days that end in Y -

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Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - April 11, 2014, 10:36 am

I had a direct and unfortunate collision with Crown last night...

T G I F -

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MissPriss - May 27, 2013, 11:57 pm
Phew, you too. Thought it was just me who didn't know...teehee
MissPriss - May 27, 2013, 11:56 pm
Thanks...it's from the Missy you DON'T see on the forum.
Rudedog - May 27, 2013, 9:44 pm
A quite successful journey into the macabre genre. I don't even know who are anymore Ms. Priss.
GaryO - May 27, 2013, 6:51 pm
Missy, yer gettin' good at this. really good.


NOTHING - Can come between a man and his liquor.

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 3:39 pm
I love this poster!....and I miss drinking....At least I don't wake up naked in your moms front garden anymore.....
Reality Lord - November 12, 2010, 5:55 pm

i love these!!!
CoolioIndeed - November 10, 2010, 11:27 pm
CoolioIndeed - November 10, 2010, 11:27 pm
I don't remember expecting anything from you, Ham. Sowweee.
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:46 pm
Seriously You Expect Way Too Much Brain Power from Me... I say What I Mean.... No Fooling Around...
pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 8:31 pm
is that a rhetorical question?
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:26 pm
You Just Get Me Don't You :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2010, 8:25 pm
LMAO!!!!! Funny poster. 5l
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
When all you have is Motifake and masturbation.....The day is easily made.
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:21 pm
Made My day 5ls
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
Only one flaw... there were 3 barrels left. Unless they had embarked within the last 6 hours, they'd have already been down to one barrel. 5L

Seriously Fellas -

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Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 7:21 pm
Well at least it was just a beer and not something classy like Jack D!
GaryO - July 5, 2014, 9:15 am
Funny, Missy…reeeeeal funny. Acshly, that beer did seem to go right thru me yesterday.


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Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - November 8, 2010, 6:52 pm
Perfect aggy, 5 Dude where the f*ck is my cars

Big Muck & order of thighs -

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Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:20 am
Lmao - busted! This deserves 5 drinks! + favorited.
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:02 pm
Did that during the local krispie kreme craze when city cops directed the traffic. SE Portland cops have n-o-o-o-o sense of humor.



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Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:55 pm
jeez... I did't know that it became so obvious...hahahaha
Airman - January 23, 2012, 6:45 pm
it's Monday.. go away
mariand - January 23, 2012, 4:54 pm
Now A, don't get me wrong, but I advise you to look at the comment I made to suzieq poster...hehehe

Inspiration -

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Rating: 4.6/5

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Oldsod - May 20, 2014, 9:27 pm
...and sub5equently attached to a rocket and fired into the heart of the sun...or thereabouts...


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Rating: 4.43/5

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Rating: 4.28/5

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BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:02 pm
5 poodles by the way
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:01 pm


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Rating: 4.14/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:15 pm

falloutghoul - April 30, 2013, 6:36 pm

WEDDING DAY - The first day of the rest of your life.

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Rating: 4.14/5

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MY NAME IS BILL, - and I have a drinking problem. (Hi, Bill...)

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LOL - I hate when that happens!